(Source: rubyetc, via bossypants)
Oh, hey, you grating some cheese? That’s cool. Man it looks good. If you have any extra, I could take care of it. You know. As a favor.
And now I feel 10000x less bad about calling our “super” a total creep who was probably camping in the basement.
And whoever titled this missive REMINDER is my absolute favorite.
Starve a fever, spicy turkey chili a cold. Wait, is that not right?
My bedhair will totally beat up your bedhair.
What is it about apple products that makes them fail spectacularly late at night, on a deadline, 20 days out of extended warranty? Every fucking time.
They really are the perfect whiskey glasses.
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