April 4, 2014
#totallynormalsittingpositions

#totallynormalsittingpositions

March 16, 2014
Starve a fever, spicy turkey chili a cold. Wait, is that not right?

Starve a fever, spicy turkey chili a cold. Wait, is that not right?

March 11, 2014
My bedhair will totally beat up your bedhair.

My bedhair will totally beat up your bedhair.

September 21, 2013

What is it about apple products that makes them fail spectacularly late at night, on a deadline, 20 days out of extended warranty? Every fucking time.

September 16, 2013
They really are the perfect whiskey glasses.

They really are the perfect whiskey glasses.

August 7, 2013
Forgotten bulbs planted in the garden, Part one billionty.

Forgotten bulbs planted in the garden, Part one billionty.

July 22, 2013
Cannot wait to buy this book for every person I know until the end of time.

Cannot wait to buy this book for every person I know until the end of time.

(Source: justsayjolie)

July 2, 2013
Revenge of the lightning bugs

Revenge of the lightning bugs

June 1, 2013
Plotting something sinister, no doubt. #cats #beastandsmoosh

Plotting something sinister, no doubt. #cats #beastandsmoosh

May 23, 2013
Tough life over here.

Tough life over here.