May 10, 2014
Whiskey/Robots

Whiskey/Robots

May 9, 2014
Oh, hey, you grating some cheese? That’s cool. Man it looks good. If you have any extra, I could take care of it. You know. As a favor.

Oh, hey, you grating some cheese? That’s cool. Man it looks good. If you have any extra, I could take care of it. You know. As a favor.

May 6, 2014
I guess I am looking for something that wiill make it llook like , wow
Actual feedback from a client
May 2, 2014
And now I feel 10000x less bad about calling our “super” a total creep who was probably camping in the basement.
And whoever titled this missive REMINDER is my absolute favorite. 

And now I feel 10000x less bad about calling our “super” a total creep who was probably camping in the basement.

And whoever titled this missive REMINDER is my absolute favorite. 

April 4, 2014
#totallynormalsittingpositions

#totallynormalsittingpositions

March 16, 2014
Starve a fever, spicy turkey chili a cold. Wait, is that not right?

Starve a fever, spicy turkey chili a cold. Wait, is that not right?

March 11, 2014
My bedhair will totally beat up your bedhair.

My bedhair will totally beat up your bedhair.

September 21, 2013

What is it about apple products that makes them fail spectacularly late at night, on a deadline, 20 days out of extended warranty? Every fucking time.

September 16, 2013
They really are the perfect whiskey glasses.

They really are the perfect whiskey glasses.