Starve a fever, spicy turkey chili a cold. Wait, is that not right?
My bedhair will totally beat up your bedhair.
What is it about apple products that makes them fail spectacularly late at night, on a deadline, 20 days out of extended warranty? Every fucking time.
They really are the perfect whiskey glasses.
Forgotten bulbs planted in the garden, Part one billionty.
Cannot wait to buy this book for every person I know until the end of time.
Revenge of the lightning bugs
Plotting something sinister, no doubt. #cats #beastandsmoosh
Tough life over here.
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