May 2013
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May 21st
May 17th
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May 9th
May 2nd
April 2013
9 posts
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
2,205 notes
2 tags
Apr 26th
4 tags
WatchWatch
Basically my life.
Apr 17th
If you need me, I'll be never leaving the house...
Already on edge checking in with friends in Boston, then go outside to see about 5 NYPD emergency response tanks circling the G train stop on my corner.  I guess a body on the tracks is better than a bomb though. Just kidding, everything is terrible forever.
Apr 15th
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Apr 11th
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Dear New York, I am actually kind of digging the rolling doom clouds right now. Can I get a legit thunderstorm? xo, byrneunit ETA: Well that was fast! Apparently New York weather has awesome customer service. Or I am magic and control the weather. Either way… win-win.
Apr 10th
Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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March 2013
4 posts
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schadenfreude forever
the-hateface-formerly-known-as-cuntboss got arrested for assault. specifically the lowest-level domestic violence assault. or, as the mastermind of Operation Freebird put it when she alerted me to this fact, being “a tantrummy manbeater”. (and i know that domestic violence is terrible always and should never make me happy and i wouldn’t say it makes me happy it’s more of a...
Mar 29th
3 notes
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Mar 29th
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Mar 4th
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Mar 2nd
5,069 notes
February 2013
4 posts
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Feb 22nd
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Can we talk about boehner’s handshake yanking?
Feb 13th
Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
January 2013
6 posts
Jan 28th
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2 tags
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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3 tags
Jan 7th
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Jan 3rd
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5 tags
Jan 2nd
December 2012
8 posts
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
3 notes
November 2012
6 posts
New personal low:
Getting a stitch in my side while eating.  BRB throwing myself in front of a bus because uuuuugh.
Nov 27th
VERY IMPORTANT PSA
Addams Family Values is streaming on Netflix right now. RUN, MY CHILDREN. (I have been waiting for this moment. So. Long.)
Nov 17th
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Nov 13th
1 note
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Having only left the house today to fetch wine, I feel good about my life choices.
Nov 8th
Nov 5th
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October 2012
3 posts
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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September 2012
7 posts
Sep 28th
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Beat both mom & grandma at intergenerational canasta. Life: complete.
Sep 23rd
Sep 22nd
Sep 22nd
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i may or may not have watched an entire season of parks & rec today at the expense of any other thing in my life that i should be doing. 
Sep 10th
2 notes
oh good
when it rains, water comes flooding in/down/around the unfinished hole around the door. not dripping. FLOODING. 
Sep 8th