January 2009
99 posts
bacon explosion is go
the bacon explosion? i’m making it for nick for his birthday.
also a bacon cake (2 layers of cornbread, maple syrup creamcheese icing, pieces of crispy bacon between layers & on top).
also i made the most awesome head cutout take your picture here thing for his Lumberjacks In Space themed party tonight.
sorry ladies, but the position of best girlfriend ever is officially filled.
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the magnetic fields - you & me & the moon
omg it even has a watermark →
business card archive! thanks trevor.
thank god i don't live with my old roommate...
i just met her to collect a giant file folder full of a month’s worth of important looking mail, including several tax documents and one missed parcel delivery slip (FROM FUCKING JANUARY 7th) with no sender address written in, which has now, according to the post office, been returned to mystery sender. because i checked with her a few days ago to see if my tax forms had come. because...
creative to do list:
1. costume & decorations for lumberjacks in space
2. food/drink for lumberjacks in space
3. holder page for the hypothetical small business / cafe that i totally bought domain names for a while back
4. business names & branding for me and trevor’s renegade craft fair booth/let’s make some shit coalition
5. felt cute shit
6. felt cute shit with watch movement parts...
Notes on Tumbling
shortmikeshort:
snarkymcgee:
I’ve been pretty disappointed with my blog lately. When I created a Tumblr account, I had no idea that, along with the ease of posting videos and links as well as text posts, I was also signing up for an almost cult-like online community of followers, reblogs, likes, and most recently, “crushes.”
While I think it’s a good community as a whole, and I like being a...
i'm galvanizing a coalition to do this this year →
signs it will be a pretty good day
1. i busted out the rad smoking jacket and it is seriously the best ever.
2. bacon, egg, & cheese on a bagel + coffee the size of my face
3. listening to muscles!
4. CUPCAKE!!
(someone is going to need to hose me down in about 30 minutes when the inevitable caffeine/sugar freakout occurs)
sorry everyone is so jealous of my black&silver...
obama reverses global gag rule, fuckyeah. →
last night=
3.5 bottles of wine + several gallons of homemade chicken noodle soup + sitting on the floor in my little kitchen + maybe some whiskey + tall boys of japanese beer + freakouts + getting a free round of shots so slutface would stop hucking coasters at the bingo caller + winning holographic christian iconography stickers = awesome trainwreckedness.
srsly, your crappy mashups don't make us forgive...
byrneunit: douche du jour?
SLUTFACE: this music =
byrneunit: TS
byrneunit: ohai craig finn plz KILL KK2012
SLUTFACE: WAIAIIIAIAIIAIAA
byrneunit: i'm sorry, the hold steady just killed kk2012's music with a broken whiskey bottle
byrneunit: and set its corpse on fire
byrneunit: and roasted some marshmallows on it
byrneunit: that's "two dicks" mashed up with "in my mouth"
SLUTFACE: oh my GEEEEE
byrneunit: that's "please dai" mashed up with "eat some glass"
byrneunit: that's "we still don't think you're cool" mashed up with "stop trying it's painful"
SLUTFACE: god
SLUTFACE: now my only wish is that hateface play some REAL music
byrneunit: PULP
SLUTFACE: its coming
SLUTFACE: i can FEEEEEEl it
byrneunit: I AM DAIIIII
byrneunit: if ya like then ya shoulda put some headphones on it
SLUTFACE: eee!!!
the fumbled oath sealed my adoration.
