May 21, 2013
Bonus flower surprise on my bromeliad!

Bonus flower surprise on my bromeliad!

May 17, 2013
After approximately a billionty years, my website is finally done-ish!Maybe click on some stuff and tell me what you think? Because it is a work in progress forever.
(Thanks, Squarespace! And Typekit. And unemployment. And everything.)

After approximately a billionty years, my website is finally done-ish!
Maybe click on some stuff and tell me what you think? Because it is a work in progress forever.

(Thanks, Squarespace! And Typekit. And unemployment. And everything.)

May 8, 2013
Screw $200 cat trees. Leftover upholstery supplies + Ikea = happy beasts.

Screw $200 cat trees. Leftover upholstery supplies + Ikea = happy beasts.

May 1, 2013
So I received this unsolicited “non-fiction” treasure in the mail yesterday from an as yet undetermined religious sect. It wasn’t even packaged. Just stuffed in the mailbox with the address slip sitting separately. It is hillarifying.

So I received this unsolicited “non-fiction” treasure in the mail yesterday from an as yet undetermined religious sect. It wasn’t even packaged. Just stuffed in the mailbox with the address slip sitting separately. It is hillarifying.

April 27, 2013
Suck it, dirt patch. You’re a veggie garden now.

Suck it, dirt patch. You’re a veggie garden now.

April 26, 2013
Spirit animal.

Spirit animal.

(Source: bobsgifs)

April 25, 2013
Sorry, Oscar, I drank that beer. #smuttycat #oscarthesmoosh

Sorry, Oscar, I drank that beer. #smuttycat #oscarthesmoosh

April 17, 2013

Basically my life.

April 15, 2013

If you need me, I’ll be never leaving the house again.

Already on edge checking in with friends in Boston, then go outside to see about 5 NYPD emergency response tanks circling the G train stop on my corner. 

I guess a body on the tracks is better than a bomb though. Just kidding, everything is terrible forever.

April 11, 2013
reasonsmysoniscrying:

We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.

I know that feeling, kid.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.

I know that feeling, kid.

(Source: reasonsmysoniscrying)