April 10, 2013

Dear New York,

I am actually kind of digging the rolling doom clouds right now. Can I get a legit thunderstorm?

xo, byrneunit

ETA: Well that was fast! Apparently New York weather has awesome customer service. Or I am magic and control the weather. Either way… win-win.

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April 8, 2013
Creeper paws

Creeper paws

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April 6, 2013
The apex predator guards his kill.

The apex predator guards his kill.

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March 29, 2013

schadenfreude forever

the-hateface-formerly-known-as-cuntboss got arrested for assault. specifically the lowest-level domestic violence assault. or, as the mastermind of Operation Freebird put it when she alerted me to this fact, being “a tantrummy manbeater”.

(and i know that domestic violence is terrible always and should never make me happy and i wouldn’t say it makes me happy it’s more of a grim validation because she is the worst and now google confirms that and i feel so terrible for that poor kid she’s raising and because my current slogging on my portfolio means going through work from that time means flashbacks of how fucking miserable it was.)

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I guess someone was hitting the ‘nip pretty hard last night.

I guess someone was hitting the ‘nip pretty hard last night.

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March 3, 2013
Someone is playing Cinderella with my slipper

Someone is playing Cinderella with my slipper

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March 2, 2013

(Source: amajor7, via bossypants)

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February 22, 2013
Last night Vera figured out that if she kicked Oscar off the bed, she could sleep on my chest and rub her face on boyfriendunit’s stubble at the same time. Clever girl.

Last night Vera figured out that if she kicked Oscar off the bed, she could sleep on my chest and rub her face on boyfriendunit’s stubble at the same time.
Clever girl.

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February 12, 2013

Can we talk about boehner’s handshake yanking?

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February 11, 2013
The kitten scarf: this winter’s must-have accessory.

The kitten scarf: this winter’s must-have accessory.

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