welcome to the byrne unit

Tough life over here.

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:11:03 -0400

Tough life over here.

Bonus flower surprise on my bromeliad!

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:44:06 -0400

Bonus flower surprise on my bromeliad!

After approximately a billionty years, my website is finally...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:43:51 -0400

After approximately a billionty years, my website is finally done-ish!
Maybe click on some stuff and tell me what you think? Because it is a work in progress forever.

(Thanks, Squarespace! And Typekit. And unemployment. And everything.)

Screw $200 cat trees. Leftover upholstery supplies + Ikea =...

Wed, 08 May 2013 22:34:20 -0400

Screw $200 cat trees. Leftover upholstery supplies + Ikea = happy beasts.

So I received this unsolicited “non-fiction”...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:57:39 -0400

So I received this unsolicited “non-fiction” treasure in the mail yesterday from an as yet undetermined religious sect. It wasn’t even packaged. Just stuffed in the mailbox with the address slip sitting separately. It is hillarifying.

Suck it, dirt patch. You’re a veggie garden now.

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 15:19:10 -0400

Suck it, dirt patch. You’re a veggie garden now.

Spirit animal.

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:00:25 -0400

Spirit animal.

Sorry, Oscar, I drank that beer. #smuttycat #oscarthesmoosh

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:36:41 -0400

Sorry, Oscar, I drank that beer. #smuttycat #oscarthesmoosh

Basically my life.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:17:32 -0400

Basically my life.

If you need me, I'll be never leaving the house again.

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 17:26:02 -0400

Already on edge checking in with friends in Boston, then go outside to see about 5 NYPD emergency response tanks circling the G train stop on my corner.

I guess a body on the tracks is better than a bomb though. Just kidding, everything is terrible forever.

reasonsmysoniscrying: We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey. I...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:32:05 -0400

reasonsmysoniscrying:

We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.

I know that feeling, kid.

Dear New York, I am actually kind of digging the rolling doom clouds right now. Can I get a legit...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 19:13:00 -0400

Dear New York,

I am actually kind of digging the rolling doom clouds right now. Can I get a legit thunderstorm?

xo, byrneunit

ETA: Well that was fast! Apparently New York weather has awesome customer service. Or I am magic and control the weather. Either way… win-win.

Creeper paws

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:15:52 -0400

Creeper paws

The apex predator guards his kill.

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:49:25 -0400

The apex predator guards his kill.

schadenfreude forever

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:50:46 -0400

the-hateface-formerly-known-as-cuntboss got arrested for assault. specifically the lowest-level domestic violence assault. or, as the mastermind of Operation Freebird put it when she alerted me to this fact, being “a tantrummy manbeater”.

(and i know that domestic violence is terrible always and should never make me happy and i wouldn’t say it makes me happy it’s more of a grim validation because she is the worst and now google confirms that and i feel so terrible for that poor kid she’s raising and because my current slogging on my portfolio means going through work from that time means flashbacks of how fucking miserable it was.)

I guess someone was hitting the ‘nip pretty hard last...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 11:02:40 -0400

I guess someone was hitting the ‘nip pretty hard last night.

Someone is playing Cinderella with my slipper

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 23:34:08 -0500

Someone is playing Cinderella with my slipper

Photo

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 11:57:44 -0500

Last night Vera figured out that if she kicked Oscar off the...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:36:36 -0500

Last night Vera figured out that if she kicked Oscar off the bed, she could sleep on my chest and rub her face on boyfriendunit’s stubble at the same time.
Clever girl.

Can we talk about boehner’s handshake yanking?

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 22:25:55 -0500

Can we talk about boehner’s handshake yanking?